Full Stop
Cut off with no blinker, FULL STOP
at a green light.
These drivers, man
I swear there’s no thought
Wreckless endangerment
Wrecked our idea of common sense
Then again, it’s BOSTON
Cannibalistic pilots have been eating another alive
For decades
God forbid if they’re on the dotted white picket
Fence
Chances are they won’t let you know
Since I was birthed
I watched the Citizens burn
With anger and aggression
Road burned Massholes
Taking pride in their stereotype for all the wrong reasons
Never mind this feckless season
We were cut off with no blinker
FULL STOP at a green light.
Welding metal to metal.
Who would’ve thought
We’re at fault.
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Get a job.
Steel woolen hair
drenched like soggy bread
I waltz into Mr. Proper’s office
wearing my boxy corduroy blazer
that’s faded dusty and tailored
with high watered down khakis
I’m preparing to be a professional lackey
My mismatching dress socks internalize
my congruent feels of working as
an underground disk jock.
Crammed under monk-strap shoes
and broken toes attempting to get out
I’m located in the high tower
labeled “Fanatic Center”
straight marooned on the 52nd
longitude with no view
Only of a few feathered vultures
dressed in gucci-esque threads
“Congrats you get the stats,
We’ll put you to work
for free to get XP!”
What a delight to be
another blighted fool.
They show their true feathers thereafter
I’m tethered, shackled to the
Mundane debtor’s endeavors.