Insult Toolbox by Abbey Withey

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Enclosed in this rectangular casing (3.25 x 7 in.); are two spiral bound stacks of cards, each printed with an insulting word. When read together, the words on the stack create the perfect insulting moniker, like “douche monkey,” “pecker gobbler,” and “slut fairy,” to name a few. The combinations seem infinite, so the reader will always have a fresh insult at the ready. Photographic illustrations depict the outside of a toolbox and its contents.

Pages each split down the center. Double spiral bound at right and left edges. Spiral bound into paper folder wrap with slip and slot closure. Hand-bound. Numbered.

Publicity card: “A practical and funny book about what to say when confronting a situation that requires strong and immediate verbal response.”

Phil Zimmermann, blog: “Insult Toolbox by Abbey Withey is a book that allows you quick reference to an endless combination of insults that you can hurl at the appropriate person in any situation that requires it.

Link to Library Catalog