“Dear Sir or Wheat Thin…”

Writes Professor Albert Lafarge:

Here’s a MadLib composed of lines from a prior Thinking, Making, Writing assignment in which students were to write a letter of complaint. (Each sentence is from a different student letter.) I whipped this up for fun, and I love reading them, and for some reason this one, filled out by Hannah Whritenour, is impish. The salutation reads “Dear Sir or Wheat Thin,” and it goes on ludicrously from there.

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